Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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