I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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