So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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I need you to use more vowels.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
