watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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