So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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