I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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