yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm sobbing to NWA
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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