Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
smell my finger.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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