Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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