shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
How's work?
Spinning.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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