i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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