Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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