Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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