So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it glows. i had to have it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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