woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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