Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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