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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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(602): View more from Arizona

making cat noises will not fix the situation.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.

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(913): View more from Kansas

high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Did I show you my penis last night?

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(707): View more from California

Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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(315): View more from New York

It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

How much have you had to drink?

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Qhaghao Oslo?

(339): View more from Massachusetts

That seems like quite a lot.

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