we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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