how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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