everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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