It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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