You just made me feel so damn special
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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