this beer tastes like vomit already
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
