The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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