is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Everything about him screamed your future.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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