we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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