We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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