Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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