On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
