just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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