It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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