Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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