On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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