dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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