i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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