is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
