I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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