Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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