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• (816): View more from Missouri

  My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?

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• (760): View more from California

  he just fucked me for my cheese..

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face

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