im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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