We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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