so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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