the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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