Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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