sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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