question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Quick, to the slutcave!
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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