Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
even my farts smell like vagina
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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