I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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