is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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