I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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